Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Phil is ridiculously wasted
Phil got really drunk to celebrate Halloween. As a blessing, it's the first time in pretty much his entire life that a bunch of children haven't been knocking down his door to get at his candy. Hooray for that. And hooray for the fact that he's writing this while totally intoxicated. He's like the Hunter S. Thompson... okay, forget about that, it was a silly idea. At any rate, better update tomrrow.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Phil's Triumphant Return
Okay, let's get the bad stuff out of the way first. I got a B in what is most likely the easiest class I've ever taken. They spoon-fed us the exact questions that would be on the test and I decided not to study for one of the exams, which somehow knocked my GPA down to a 92% for the class. And I even managed to get 100% attendance. Damn.
So the visit from my mom and step-dad went pretty well. They took me to some excellent restaurants and plied me with alcohol, presumably in an attempt to get me to admit to some wrongdoing. Of course, I'm able to justify any and all wrongdoings, so my conscience felt no need to confess to any sins at the time. So instead, they took me to the Kennedy Space Center and we learned all about... space, and stuff. The neat thing is that got to watch them putting together the actual International Space Station. They have a whole bunch of pieces in a big room and they let tourists watch from an observation desk as they poke and prod and generally stand around looking sciency.
I also picked up Guitar Hero 3 over the weekend. It's pretty cool, although I'm not digging the track list all that much. Rock Band looks to be the better game so far, although I may find I'm totally wrong once I play it. At any rate, I hooked up with an old buddy from Maryland to play a few rounds online and beat the crap out of him, which was rewarding. I've also been getting significantly better at Team Fortress.
My apartment complex has been really pissing me off lately, but I'll save that for another entry. There's a lot to write about.
Also, I've been talking to some girls online at okcupid.com. One of them actually goes to the school, and I just learned today that another is from Pittsburgh and currently living in Tampa. Most likely, nothing will come from this, but a guy's got to have dreams, right?
Anyway, since my apartment complex has decided to send workmen over at 9 am some day this week to do some stuff in my closet, I need to get some sleep. Godspeed to you all.
Damn, that sounds stupid.
So the visit from my mom and step-dad went pretty well. They took me to some excellent restaurants and plied me with alcohol, presumably in an attempt to get me to admit to some wrongdoing. Of course, I'm able to justify any and all wrongdoings, so my conscience felt no need to confess to any sins at the time. So instead, they took me to the Kennedy Space Center and we learned all about... space, and stuff. The neat thing is that got to watch them putting together the actual International Space Station. They have a whole bunch of pieces in a big room and they let tourists watch from an observation desk as they poke and prod and generally stand around looking sciency.
I also picked up Guitar Hero 3 over the weekend. It's pretty cool, although I'm not digging the track list all that much. Rock Band looks to be the better game so far, although I may find I'm totally wrong once I play it. At any rate, I hooked up with an old buddy from Maryland to play a few rounds online and beat the crap out of him, which was rewarding. I've also been getting significantly better at Team Fortress.
My apartment complex has been really pissing me off lately, but I'll save that for another entry. There's a lot to write about.
Also, I've been talking to some girls online at okcupid.com. One of them actually goes to the school, and I just learned today that another is from Pittsburgh and currently living in Tampa. Most likely, nothing will come from this, but a guy's got to have dreams, right?
Anyway, since my apartment complex has decided to send workmen over at 9 am some day this week to do some stuff in my closet, I need to get some sleep. Godspeed to you all.
Damn, that sounds stupid.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
A Short Hiatus
Just wanted to leave you guys a courtesy post. I won't be updating again for a few days owing to it being the last day of class and having a ton of exams in the upcoming three days, followed by a visit from my mom. So I shall return to you on Monday, or thereabouts. Peace.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Microphone Man
As I mentioned yesterday, I went shopping. This is great, except that I bought a ton of diet soda and have been drinking it continuously for two days. So I haven't been able to fall asleep particularly well. This led to me sleeping in today and missing two hours of lecture, which turned out to be a relatively interesting guest speaker. Guy works for a microphone manufacturer and he came in to both pimp their products and discuss the finer points of micing. Which is the first time anyone's spoken to us for more than a few passing seconds about micing.
This is possibly the largest flaw of the school. They're going to try to cram everything about recording and mixing technique into the second half of the year, and that's just way too much information to absorb in such a short span of time. One of our teachers was even pretty shocked to realize that they hadn't broached the subject of micing yet, and that should tell you something.
Another side effect of the massive amounts of soda is that I'm playing a LOT of team fortress, and I'm getting better at it. Well, marginally better anyway. Top four or five on my team most rounds. I'll get there eventually.
That said, I'm going to play a little bit more then get some sleep. Peace, I'm out!
This is possibly the largest flaw of the school. They're going to try to cram everything about recording and mixing technique into the second half of the year, and that's just way too much information to absorb in such a short span of time. One of our teachers was even pretty shocked to realize that they hadn't broached the subject of micing yet, and that should tell you something.
Another side effect of the massive amounts of soda is that I'm playing a LOT of team fortress, and I'm getting better at it. Well, marginally better anyway. Top four or five on my team most rounds. I'll get there eventually.
That said, I'm going to play a little bit more then get some sleep. Peace, I'm out!
Sunday, October 21, 2007
Phil Is Preposterously Bad At Fantasy Football
I went shopping today. It was really awkward, having to restock my entire house. You see, my mom is coming to visit next weekend and she can't see the general disarray that has been my life for the past 4 or 5 months. So I have to make things nice and pretty for her, which means cleaning everything and restocking the fridge with something besides beer. Buy hey, I actually accomplished something positive today, so good for me.
Not that anyone cares, but I played some Team Fortress today after taking a hiatus in favor of new games and being social. And I totally kicked ass. I'm so used to playing on the f13 server that playing against regular people is like an NFLer going back to the NCAA for a weekend. Heh, sports reference. Must be fantasy season.
Speaking of fantasy, my football teams continue to get stomped. I should have learned my lesson last year. I'm totally out of my element here.
This week is going to suck. I have the family visit to look forward to, but first I have to run a gauntlet of exams and lab practicals that is going to absolutely kick my ass. Of course, for all my previous grousing, I still managed to do pretty good in my audiotronics exam (94). We'll see how the others go, but an A is still manageable at this point. Hooray!
Not that anyone cares, but I played some Team Fortress today after taking a hiatus in favor of new games and being social. And I totally kicked ass. I'm so used to playing on the f13 server that playing against regular people is like an NFLer going back to the NCAA for a weekend. Heh, sports reference. Must be fantasy season.
Speaking of fantasy, my football teams continue to get stomped. I should have learned my lesson last year. I'm totally out of my element here.
This week is going to suck. I have the family visit to look forward to, but first I have to run a gauntlet of exams and lab practicals that is going to absolutely kick my ass. Of course, for all my previous grousing, I still managed to do pretty good in my audiotronics exam (94). We'll see how the others go, but an A is still manageable at this point. Hooray!
Beer & Updating
So first off, I want to apologize for missing the update yesterday. I ended up being pretty drunk by the time I was able to get alone with a computer. Tonight I'm drunk as well, but less so, and I feel like I owe it to both you and myself to update. Even if it's confused and ambling.
I've been doing a decent job of getting my social life back on track. About a month ago I decided I was tired of foregoing a good time in exchange for grades, since the grades are easy enough to come by and I've been sort of wasting my time anyway. So pretty much every weekend since I made that decision has been spent in the loving arms of some kind of bottle. Good times. Except that the only girls I've seen have been 18... or younger. It's frightening to be at a party and a cute girl shows up, but... she's 17. That is NOT cool.
I've also been playing some new games. Beautiful Katamari for the 360 is alright, but it's way too hard for a katamari game. I liked them being casual but easy. Now it's just freaking hard. Also picked up Folklore on the PS3 which is pretty much some people running around mythical Ireland fighting faeries with really pretty graphics. Great game.
Um, at the moment it would appear that I'm still drunk and have run out of things to say. I will probably have good stuff tomorrow evening. Until then, courage.
I've been doing a decent job of getting my social life back on track. About a month ago I decided I was tired of foregoing a good time in exchange for grades, since the grades are easy enough to come by and I've been sort of wasting my time anyway. So pretty much every weekend since I made that decision has been spent in the loving arms of some kind of bottle. Good times. Except that the only girls I've seen have been 18... or younger. It's frightening to be at a party and a cute girl shows up, but... she's 17. That is NOT cool.
I've also been playing some new games. Beautiful Katamari for the 360 is alright, but it's way too hard for a katamari game. I liked them being casual but easy. Now it's just freaking hard. Also picked up Folklore on the PS3 which is pretty much some people running around mythical Ireland fighting faeries with really pretty graphics. Great game.
Um, at the moment it would appear that I'm still drunk and have run out of things to say. I will probably have good stuff tomorrow evening. Until then, courage.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Facebook Becomes Myspace, Oh Noes
Admit it, you didn't really think I'd be able to update this regularly! Dammit, neither did I. I'm super impressed with myself. I think tomorrow I'm going to go out and buy myself one of those packs of stickers that elementary teachers give to their students to convince them that they're not just like everybody else and most likely doomed to obscurity. Like "Super!" or some such nonsense.
Well, I would have written this earlier except that a buddy came over to do some school work which ended up taking several hours. And also, I had to play some new games. Yeah, awesome time is more important than blogging I'm sorry.
Has anyone else noticed how Facebook is starting to look more and more like Myspace with all the applications being added? Profiles are starting to look like garbage. Well, not starting. People's profiles on Facebook now officially look really, really ugly. I wonder if there's a fresh, new alternative networking site out there? That's your hint to find me one. We'll make it huge, and it'll all start right here. Grass roots, baby!
In keeping with my recent tradition of reading classic books that I missed in my younger days, I've started reading Heinlein's Stranger In A Strange Land. This book was one of my dad's all-time favorites, and I'm shocked that I hadn't read it before. I'm a weirdo. Anyway, it's starting out really, really well. Hopefully it'll keep me going as well/better than Starship Troopers did, since I loved his writing in that as well. Any recommendations of great books you're sure I haven't read yet? Lemme know!
Well, I would have written this earlier except that a buddy came over to do some school work which ended up taking several hours. And also, I had to play some new games. Yeah, awesome time is more important than blogging I'm sorry.
Has anyone else noticed how Facebook is starting to look more and more like Myspace with all the applications being added? Profiles are starting to look like garbage. Well, not starting. People's profiles on Facebook now officially look really, really ugly. I wonder if there's a fresh, new alternative networking site out there? That's your hint to find me one. We'll make it huge, and it'll all start right here. Grass roots, baby!
In keeping with my recent tradition of reading classic books that I missed in my younger days, I've started reading Heinlein's Stranger In A Strange Land. This book was one of my dad's all-time favorites, and I'm shocked that I hadn't read it before. I'm a weirdo. Anyway, it's starting out really, really well. Hopefully it'll keep me going as well/better than Starship Troopers did, since I loved his writing in that as well. Any recommendations of great books you're sure I haven't read yet? Lemme know!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Zinn & Chomsky At The Movies
Starting next month, I'm DEFINITELY going to start studying more. I mean, I'm still going to get B's in the class, but I should be getting straight A's and no I'm not being arrogant. This stuff is just really easy if you pay attention. Also, no more emulators in class. It'll be worse than quitting smoking, but I can totally do it.
I cannot believe that the Penguins let the Devils score 5 goals tonight. I wish I could've actually watched the game to see how it happened. Seriously, where did the Devils get offense from? And where the hell has Crosby been? He's not even in the top 25 for scoring right now. I know, I know, it's early on, but I'm seriously frustrated.
This is for the intellectual among you. Someone wrote fake commentary on the Fellowship of the Ring from the point of view of Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn. Thanks to F13 for finding it for me. Read it here. It's awesome. Seriously.
Also, because I'm bored, I present the Angry Nintendo Nerd's review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES. Mostly because I know some of you have never seen it
I cannot believe that the Penguins let the Devils score 5 goals tonight. I wish I could've actually watched the game to see how it happened. Seriously, where did the Devils get offense from? And where the hell has Crosby been? He's not even in the top 25 for scoring right now. I know, I know, it's early on, but I'm seriously frustrated.
This is for the intellectual among you. Someone wrote fake commentary on the Fellowship of the Ring from the point of view of Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn. Thanks to F13 for finding it for me. Read it here. It's awesome. Seriously.
Also, because I'm bored, I present the Angry Nintendo Nerd's review of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES. Mostly because I know some of you have never seen it
Phi Writes About His Day. Also, Lo Pan.
There goes my 100% for sure. I completely forgot to study one of the chapters for the test and, although I was able to guess pretty successfully, I doubt I nailed them all. The uber-dork in me is horrified by this, but at the same time I figure what the hell. My grades will still be better than 95% of the class anyway.
I made one of my buddies watch The Big Lebowski for the first time. We just got done with it. I'm a little surprised by how much that movie has worn itself out over the years. Probably for it's being one of the most commonly quoted movies after Napoleon Dynamite and Austin Powers. But it's still disappointing that a movie I used to love so much now only receives a tepid reaction. At least Big Trouble In Little China is still awesome.
Speaking of BTILC, or whatever the film geeks call it, I went to a Thai restaurant the other night and they had Lo Pan's autograph. It was pretty much the second coolest celebrity autograph sighting I've ever had after seeing Dave Chappelle's in a Curry In A Hurry back in Salt Like City.
In further-segued news, I had some sushi tonight. It was delicious. Also, I read the first compilation of Garth Ennis' new comic The Boys, which pretty much kicks ass. For those of you who are comic fans, it's pretty much the best new comic I've read in years. Or at least the best, newest comic that I've read since I've been here. It utterly wipes the floor with Walking Dead.
Apologies for the general lack of inspirata lately. I know I made some pretty bold promises when I started this but, lets face it, you can't be awesome all the time. Only your time can be awesome. And that you can quote.
I made one of my buddies watch The Big Lebowski for the first time. We just got done with it. I'm a little surprised by how much that movie has worn itself out over the years. Probably for it's being one of the most commonly quoted movies after Napoleon Dynamite and Austin Powers. But it's still disappointing that a movie I used to love so much now only receives a tepid reaction. At least Big Trouble In Little China is still awesome.
Speaking of BTILC, or whatever the film geeks call it, I went to a Thai restaurant the other night and they had Lo Pan's autograph. It was pretty much the second coolest celebrity autograph sighting I've ever had after seeing Dave Chappelle's in a Curry In A Hurry back in Salt Like City.
In further-segued news, I had some sushi tonight. It was delicious. Also, I read the first compilation of Garth Ennis' new comic The Boys, which pretty much kicks ass. For those of you who are comic fans, it's pretty much the best new comic I've read in years. Or at least the best, newest comic that I've read since I've been here. It utterly wipes the floor with Walking Dead.
Apologies for the general lack of inspirata lately. I know I made some pretty bold promises when I started this but, lets face it, you can't be awesome all the time. Only your time can be awesome. And that you can quote.
Monday, October 15, 2007
The Post That Phil Almost Forgot About
Today was a pretty awful day on a personal level. I woke up feeling exhausted and facing an 8-hour school day at the beginning of the week. An awful start, that got me dwelling on some unpleasant memories. In fact, I spent the first several hours wallowing in self-pity until I convinced myself to cut out of school and have some me-time.
The rest of the day was devoted to kicking ass online. Of course, I'm still pretty sucky at Team Fortress, but at least it's fun. I also managed to make it a good ways through Half Life 2, which I figure is something I should have done at least 2 years ago. Oh well.
I also spent some time devouring Chinese food and watching Infernal Affairs. That's the movie that The Departed was based on, and if you can stand subtitles it's an excellent film. Hell, the fact that Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio signed on to play the leads on a remake of a foreign film should tell you something about how much money their agents thought they could make. Har har.
So after telling myself yet again that I would go to sleep early, here I am writing at 2 am and nursing a Pepsi. I need to work on my schedule a lot. Oh well, there's always tomorrow except that I have a test at 1 and two tests the following day. So I better get some sleep so's I'm able to do my best and get a 100%! Go, academics, go!
The rest of the day was devoted to kicking ass online. Of course, I'm still pretty sucky at Team Fortress, but at least it's fun. I also managed to make it a good ways through Half Life 2, which I figure is something I should have done at least 2 years ago. Oh well.
I also spent some time devouring Chinese food and watching Infernal Affairs. That's the movie that The Departed was based on, and if you can stand subtitles it's an excellent film. Hell, the fact that Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio signed on to play the leads on a remake of a foreign film should tell you something about how much money their agents thought they could make. Har har.
So after telling myself yet again that I would go to sleep early, here I am writing at 2 am and nursing a Pepsi. I need to work on my schedule a lot. Oh well, there's always tomorrow except that I have a test at 1 and two tests the following day. So I better get some sleep so's I'm able to do my best and get a 100%! Go, academics, go!
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Phil's Bender Is Over
Well it's been a rewarding weekend for me. Friday night, as you probably noticed, I had some friends over and we tossed a few cold ones back. We also made an attempt at watching Planet Earth which, while totally engrossing, is not the most social of activities. Anyhow, repeat performance last night at another friend's place. But it gets interesting at the point where we go to the Waffle House at 4 am.
Unusual, even for late-night diner runs, was a little bit of Rocky Horror runoff. The cast of crazies included an attractive lesbian couple playing tonsil hockey in a corner booth, and a group of large women with colorful feather boas and a similarly large man in drag. My friends who endured this with me were not all enlightened to Rocky's message, and so were made rather put off by the company, so it made for some pretty funny dinner conversation.
The quote of the evening, though, belongs to my friend Johnny who said "why am I tuning a guitar? I could be tuning a vodka bottle." He then proceeded to take his vodka straight from the bottle, and without flinching. Tough bastard, that Johnny.
In other news, I took the recommendation of a local comic shop owner and picked up the new Howard the Duck book. Pretty funny stuff, in a twisted sort of way. I can't really describe it, except to say that it parodies some other popular comics and is loaded up with social commentary.
That being said, it's late and I've gotten little to no sleep this weekend. So I'm going to do that now. Good bye.
Unusual, even for late-night diner runs, was a little bit of Rocky Horror runoff. The cast of crazies included an attractive lesbian couple playing tonsil hockey in a corner booth, and a group of large women with colorful feather boas and a similarly large man in drag. My friends who endured this with me were not all enlightened to Rocky's message, and so were made rather put off by the company, so it made for some pretty funny dinner conversation.
The quote of the evening, though, belongs to my friend Johnny who said "why am I tuning a guitar? I could be tuning a vodka bottle." He then proceeded to take his vodka straight from the bottle, and without flinching. Tough bastard, that Johnny.
In other news, I took the recommendation of a local comic shop owner and picked up the new Howard the Duck book. Pretty funny stuff, in a twisted sort of way. I can't really describe it, except to say that it parodies some other popular comics and is loaded up with social commentary.
That being said, it's late and I've gotten little to no sleep this weekend. So I'm going to do that now. Good bye.
Friday, October 12, 2007
Bud Ice Extravaganza
So yesterday they finally sat us down in front of analog tape machines. That was an interesting experience. I think I'm going to be glad to work in digital studios, never mind the tedium of having to recalibrate the tape every single time you step into the studio. Ich.
Also, I'm a little drunk right now. Found a gas station that sells Bud Ice, so I'm having a nostalgic drunk right now. Takin' it back to the old school, 2002 up in here! Represent!
Also found a really good Tai restaurant down the street. Delicious. Had myself some curry.
Well, wanted to post something because that's what I do, update steadily. Even if I'm wasted and don't know what I'm going to say. So. I have guests to entertain. See ya.
Also, I'm a little drunk right now. Found a gas station that sells Bud Ice, so I'm having a nostalgic drunk right now. Takin' it back to the old school, 2002 up in here! Represent!
Also found a really good Tai restaurant down the street. Delicious. Had myself some curry.
Well, wanted to post something because that's what I do, update steadily. Even if I'm wasted and don't know what I'm going to say. So. I have guests to entertain. See ya.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Phil Really, Really, Really Dislikes Radiohead
So let's take a minute and reflect on bad decisions we've made in our lives. Um, last night was certainly one of them. Don't get me wrong, getting drunk and watching Ninja Turtles is awesome and I'd do it all the time if I could. But I can't because hangovers during 8 hours of class are awful, wine hangovers even more so. And it's just my luck that the chap next door started hammering something around 8:30 am.
This is a damn noisy apartment complex. The day before, a truck came to pick up one of the dumpsters in our parking lot at 6:30 am. With the beeping when it reverses. It was in reverse for ten minutes. And yes, there are dumpsters in our parking lot which make driving a pain in the ass. I was promised the construction would only be for two or three months, and it's going on six now. Disappointed, much? You bet I am.
And while we're ranting, let's talk about something that's pissed me off for years. Radiohead. Yeah, they're not that awful, but I don't really like their music and people keep shoving it in my face like they're the greatest band ever. I quote my school's message board:
"I dunno man but ummm Kid A is like the most important record of the 90s... if you don't get it you don't get it, hey at least you're not faking it, but don't BASH one of the few REAL artists that actually get "main stream" attention, they are pushing this industry (and sound) forward"
The most important album of the '90s? Even if we forget that Dr. Dre took rap from a niche market and turned it into the highest-grossing genre that it is today, how about the early Green Day albums? They practically birthed modern pop-punk with Dookie. Hell, look what Garth Brooks was able to do with country music! But Radiohead? Come on!
Anyway, what started me down this train of thought was discovering that Radiohead is allowing people to decide how much they want to pay to download their new album. Yeah, you can download it for free if you want to. They're claiming this will revolutionize the industry by allowing fans to decide how much something is worth to them. I could barely restrain myself from laughing when I found out that people are taking this seriously. So I quoted one of the guys from the school message board who was supporting the idea, but even more people said they planned to download it for free. Honestly, the band is just throwing away money by doing this. People who want the album for free would have downloaded it anyway, and the number of people that will pay small amounts for it aren't going to counter the loss they take from people paying less than full CD price. Hello, bad idea much? If they weren't such a popular band already, this idea would pretty much bankrupt them.
Okay, I'm furious. It's time to blow people up in Team Fortress. Peace.
This is a damn noisy apartment complex. The day before, a truck came to pick up one of the dumpsters in our parking lot at 6:30 am. With the beeping when it reverses. It was in reverse for ten minutes. And yes, there are dumpsters in our parking lot which make driving a pain in the ass. I was promised the construction would only be for two or three months, and it's going on six now. Disappointed, much? You bet I am.
And while we're ranting, let's talk about something that's pissed me off for years. Radiohead. Yeah, they're not that awful, but I don't really like their music and people keep shoving it in my face like they're the greatest band ever. I quote my school's message board:
"I dunno man but ummm Kid A is like the most important record of the 90s... if you don't get it you don't get it, hey at least you're not faking it, but don't BASH one of the few REAL artists that actually get "main stream" attention, they are pushing this industry (and sound) forward"
The most important album of the '90s? Even if we forget that Dr. Dre took rap from a niche market and turned it into the highest-grossing genre that it is today, how about the early Green Day albums? They practically birthed modern pop-punk with Dookie. Hell, look what Garth Brooks was able to do with country music! But Radiohead? Come on!
Anyway, what started me down this train of thought was discovering that Radiohead is allowing people to decide how much they want to pay to download their new album. Yeah, you can download it for free if you want to. They're claiming this will revolutionize the industry by allowing fans to decide how much something is worth to them. I could barely restrain myself from laughing when I found out that people are taking this seriously. So I quoted one of the guys from the school message board who was supporting the idea, but even more people said they planned to download it for free. Honestly, the band is just throwing away money by doing this. People who want the album for free would have downloaded it anyway, and the number of people that will pay small amounts for it aren't going to counter the loss they take from people paying less than full CD price. Hello, bad idea much? If they weren't such a popular band already, this idea would pretty much bankrupt them.
Okay, I'm furious. It's time to blow people up in Team Fortress. Peace.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Team Fortress Troubles
Well. I really, really suck at Team Fortress. But I'll get better. And in the meantime, it's an awesome game and will DEFINITELY be the end of any productive academic endeavors this month. Or friendships. In fact, I had been planning on getting really drunk tonight and watching some of the new movies and totally forgot to. Well, I'm gonna start now, but no promises.
I just read that last paragraph and it really sucks. Well, I'm not fixing it. I'm watching a movie and opening a bottle of wine. I'm going to drink to a lamentable loss by the Penguins tonight. Poor, poor Pittsburgh. Win some games, dammit!
Burnt the hell out of my hand in the soldering lab today while trying to put together a piece of a patch bay. I'm starting to really loathe the sensation of scalding hot solder landing on my hands. Even got myself a neat little heat blister for today's work. Found out that I did really well on the in-class exam though, so it sort of makes up for the crap performance in lab.
Well, this is a bad idea. Writing while drinking wine and watching a movie. I won't subject you to any more tonight. See ya!
I just read that last paragraph and it really sucks. Well, I'm not fixing it. I'm watching a movie and opening a bottle of wine. I'm going to drink to a lamentable loss by the Penguins tonight. Poor, poor Pittsburgh. Win some games, dammit!
Burnt the hell out of my hand in the soldering lab today while trying to put together a piece of a patch bay. I'm starting to really loathe the sensation of scalding hot solder landing on my hands. Even got myself a neat little heat blister for today's work. Found out that I did really well on the in-class exam though, so it sort of makes up for the crap performance in lab.
Well, this is a bad idea. Writing while drinking wine and watching a movie. I won't subject you to any more tonight. See ya!
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Breaking News: Team Fortress 2 to Steal My Life
So I managed to pick up the phantom package that has been sitting at the post office for two weeks. Lots of cool DVDs, including Planet Earth on Blu Ray. Yeah, high-definition nature footage is just about the neatest thing I've ever seen. Seriously, I watched it for hours. It's glorious.
Coming in a close second at potential time-stealing activities, I'm just about to finish downloading Team Fortress 2. This precludes the possibility of accomplishing anything with my free time for the next several weeks. Forget about any of that other stuff I promised to do. This looks to be the biggest time-spender I've experienced since Counterstrike. Ouch.
Had another test today. This one didn't feel quite as bad as the other did. I'm confident of an A, unless I'm totally out of my mind. Of course, that exact scenario happened last month, so we'll see how it plays out. And tomorrow, it's back to lectures about electrical, um, stuff. And more soldering. I swear, if I ever see a microphone cable again after this month, it's going to give me the shakes.
On a totally unrelated note, I had a fist of nostalgia for my brief tenure at GoDaddy today. To celebrate it I went to the local Sonic to grab my dinner when I encountered an interesting fact: the Thousand Island Burger is a regional menu item which is unavailable in Florida. I was appalled. The menu here had two identical burgers listed (the regular burger, and the "Dixie" Burger which is just the regular burger with mustard and mayo. Bogus.) Regional menus are a terrible idea. If the restaurant carries it in one location and is a well-known chain, it should be obligated to have thousand island burgers because I deserve it, damn it all. I am not pleased.
The good news is that while I was writing this, Team Fortress finished downloading. Time to turn on the excitement!
Coming in a close second at potential time-stealing activities, I'm just about to finish downloading Team Fortress 2. This precludes the possibility of accomplishing anything with my free time for the next several weeks. Forget about any of that other stuff I promised to do. This looks to be the biggest time-spender I've experienced since Counterstrike. Ouch.
Had another test today. This one didn't feel quite as bad as the other did. I'm confident of an A, unless I'm totally out of my mind. Of course, that exact scenario happened last month, so we'll see how it plays out. And tomorrow, it's back to lectures about electrical, um, stuff. And more soldering. I swear, if I ever see a microphone cable again after this month, it's going to give me the shakes.
On a totally unrelated note, I had a fist of nostalgia for my brief tenure at GoDaddy today. To celebrate it I went to the local Sonic to grab my dinner when I encountered an interesting fact: the Thousand Island Burger is a regional menu item which is unavailable in Florida. I was appalled. The menu here had two identical burgers listed (the regular burger, and the "Dixie" Burger which is just the regular burger with mustard and mayo. Bogus.) Regional menus are a terrible idea. If the restaurant carries it in one location and is a well-known chain, it should be obligated to have thousand island burgers because I deserve it, damn it all. I am not pleased.
The good news is that while I was writing this, Team Fortress finished downloading. Time to turn on the excitement!
Monday, October 8, 2007
Apaprently I'm Biggoted Against Indies
Waiting for Half Life 2 & Team Fortress to finish downloading, so I have time for another post. Unusual, right? Consider this makeup work for the other day. Well, I've spent most of the evening crawling through a year's worth of backlogged CMJs that were collecting dust next to my desk and I was struck by a couple of things.
When the hell did the Shins become the biggest thing in "Indie" music? I can't count the number of times I heard knock-offs. Coming in a close second is the Killers. One band pretty much ripped the guitar sound off to the letter.
Also, since I'm thinking about it, if you're being published in CMJ, it's time to stop calling yourself Indie. You're on a recognized label at this point, you're being distributed in a nationwide magazine. You're getting pretty regular radio play, even if it's not from Clear Channel. Hell, if you're part of a Scene anywhere, you're probably not Indie.
Aw, to hell with it. I'm about to forfeit my indie cred forever. I do not like The Arcade Fire. Or Bright Eyes. Or the Flaming Lips. Just don't like them. Not even a little. And yes, I've given each of these bands several chances. The romance is dead. If you need to find me, I'll be listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance.
And for the curious, my MP3 collection is on random and the Backstreet Boys just popped in. How awesome am I? I'm bringing 1998 back!
When the hell did the Shins become the biggest thing in "Indie" music? I can't count the number of times I heard knock-offs. Coming in a close second is the Killers. One band pretty much ripped the guitar sound off to the letter.
Also, since I'm thinking about it, if you're being published in CMJ, it's time to stop calling yourself Indie. You're on a recognized label at this point, you're being distributed in a nationwide magazine. You're getting pretty regular radio play, even if it's not from Clear Channel. Hell, if you're part of a Scene anywhere, you're probably not Indie.
Aw, to hell with it. I'm about to forfeit my indie cred forever. I do not like The Arcade Fire. Or Bright Eyes. Or the Flaming Lips. Just don't like them. Not even a little. And yes, I've given each of these bands several chances. The romance is dead. If you need to find me, I'll be listening to Fall Out Boy and My Chemical Romance.
And for the curious, my MP3 collection is on random and the Backstreet Boys just popped in. How awesome am I? I'm bringing 1998 back!
Happy Birthday, Matt Damon
I should try my hand at bitching about fantasy sports more often, since I won both my football games this week. Hockey's still in the gutter, but I'll take 2 for 4 any day. Here's to a rash of injuries on opposing teams, woo!
So focus entirely on my school calender came up to bite me in the ass today. Who knew it was Columbus Day, really? I woke up extra early with the intention of getting stuff done for the first time in god only knows how long. The post office was closed. The bank was closed. The financial aid office wasn't accepting walk-ins. Essentially, I gave up three hours of sleep on a test day to drive all over Florida and listen to Super Tramp. No that I'm complaining about the Super Tramp.
The soldering thing came back to haunt me again. This time I managed to put the entire microphone cable together, but one of my solder joints was done poorly so I lost 10 points on the first lab practical. Yeah, that's pretty weak sauce. I also found out that I got a 75% on the lab practical from last month that I was sure I had a 100% on. So much for being an academic juggernaut. Maxwell Dorian, salutatorian and such.
Today in history, Tom Ridge was appointed director of Homeland Security. Also, a big happy birthday to Matt Damon. Woohoo!
So focus entirely on my school calender came up to bite me in the ass today. Who knew it was Columbus Day, really? I woke up extra early with the intention of getting stuff done for the first time in god only knows how long. The post office was closed. The bank was closed. The financial aid office wasn't accepting walk-ins. Essentially, I gave up three hours of sleep on a test day to drive all over Florida and listen to Super Tramp. No that I'm complaining about the Super Tramp.
The soldering thing came back to haunt me again. This time I managed to put the entire microphone cable together, but one of my solder joints was done poorly so I lost 10 points on the first lab practical. Yeah, that's pretty weak sauce. I also found out that I got a 75% on the lab practical from last month that I was sure I had a 100% on. So much for being an academic juggernaut. Maxwell Dorian, salutatorian and such.
Today in history, Tom Ridge was appointed director of Homeland Security. Also, a big happy birthday to Matt Damon. Woohoo!
Sunday, October 7, 2007
I Write Because I Have To
Cursory update, since I didn't really do all that much today and I'm pretty freaking tired. I have an exam tomorrow, as well as a lab practical, both of which require the memorization of charts full of wiring diagram stuff. It's like they decided to cram electrical engineering 101 into a month. That's fine by me, but I know a lot of the other guys in the class are going to have a very hard time swallowing all this info.
I made a second attempt to locate web pages for some of the bands I saw play yesterday, and am completely incapable of finding anything else. So I give up. Instead, I spent my free internet time panicking over my poor fantasy sports performances so far this year. Both of my football teams are 1-3, and looking like another loss apiece. And my hockey teams are off to pretty tepid starts. This does not make a man happy.
So. I'm tired and I have a good book waiting for me. More tomorrow.
I made a second attempt to locate web pages for some of the bands I saw play yesterday, and am completely incapable of finding anything else. So I give up. Instead, I spent my free internet time panicking over my poor fantasy sports performances so far this year. Both of my football teams are 1-3, and looking like another loss apiece. And my hockey teams are off to pretty tepid starts. This does not make a man happy.
So. I'm tired and I have a good book waiting for me. More tomorrow.
Phil Visits Coffee House, Drunklarity Ensues
I had some Denny's around 2:30 AM tonight. Right about now, my body is starting to ask me why the hell I would do something like that to myself. Well, I'll answer it publicly. Denny's is freaking delicious after a few beers and a night of good music. Yes, Phil actually went out and did stuff this evening!
To start with, some friends from school and I went to a place called Austin's Coffee nearby. I had met a few of the acts before, and of course it was a good show. This guy played, and also some other acts whose pages I can't seem to find. This is probably a result of having drank this earlier. It's bigger than it looks, really.
Anyway, the music was great and gave me more awful pangs of nostalgia for the College Perk. Afterwards, those of us that were still soldiering on met up at another friend's apartment for drinks and beer pong. This eventually led to a discussion on the merits of Snakes On A Plane and an aborted attempt on my part to watch the movie. Instead, we went to the aforementioned Denny's. And now it's been several hours since I wanted to go to sleep and my sheets are still in the dryer, and I'm utterly exhausted, but the Penguins beat the Ducks so it all works out in the end.
Also, is it just me or did My Chemical Romance suddenly start sounding awesome? I find it hard to believe that I've been overlooking them for years now. Thanks, Guitar Hero, for another band I would've missed entirely.
To start with, some friends from school and I went to a place called Austin's Coffee nearby. I had met a few of the acts before, and of course it was a good show. This guy played, and also some other acts whose pages I can't seem to find. This is probably a result of having drank this earlier. It's bigger than it looks, really.
Anyway, the music was great and gave me more awful pangs of nostalgia for the College Perk. Afterwards, those of us that were still soldiering on met up at another friend's apartment for drinks and beer pong. This eventually led to a discussion on the merits of Snakes On A Plane and an aborted attempt on my part to watch the movie. Instead, we went to the aforementioned Denny's. And now it's been several hours since I wanted to go to sleep and my sheets are still in the dryer, and I'm utterly exhausted, but the Penguins beat the Ducks so it all works out in the end.
Also, is it just me or did My Chemical Romance suddenly start sounding awesome? I find it hard to believe that I've been overlooking them for years now. Thanks, Guitar Hero, for another band I would've missed entirely.
Friday, October 5, 2007
The Ramblings of A Crazy Person
First, let me start with a retraction. I don't really suck at soldering as bad as the last post may have led you to believe, I was just incredibly frustrated. Today we put together a little circuit with some blinking lights and mine was excellent. I'm a little worried about the tests and timed cable-making exercises, but that's probably just nerves. Really, I'm awesome at school and how could I possibly do badly?
Second, an apology for not posting yesterday. I went out intending to grab some taco bell, come home and write. Instead, I ended up at a friend's apartment sequencing some drums for a song of his and drinking Heineken. A very productive evening in that sense, but I regret it insofar as I've neglected you, my loyal readers.
So. Since I can't watch hockey, I decided to finish up season 3 of Boston Legal tonight. The first scene in the episode I started with? William Shatner engraving his name on the Stanley Cup. How's that for rubbing it in my own face, right? And on top of that, ESPN.com's stats weren't working, so I had no way of really following what was happening. Boston Legal was great, though. This tempered the Penguins' awful loss a little, I have to admit. I have a weak spot in my heart for Denny Crane.
I remember earlier having something really, really important to write about but it's completely slipped my mind. It was going to be a fantastic entry about something that went beyond the usual self-absorbed ranting. Instead, you'll have to settle for me bitching about school and hockey in the usual stream-of-consciousness fashion.
Just booked my flight out to Phoenix for Thanksgiving break. That is going to be an awesome time having absolutely no responsibilities for five days. I fully intend to be drunk and playing Guitar Hero 3/Rock Band for at least three of them. I will break high scores. I will sleep on sofas. I will leave a trail of blood, sweat and tears through the Valley of the Sun. I will resolve to stop making poetic statements about spending four straight days drinking and playing video games. God, I'm a loser, aren't I?
Tomorrow's forecast includes hanging out in coffee houses and possibly some shopping. This concludes our broadcast day. You stay classy, internets.
Second, an apology for not posting yesterday. I went out intending to grab some taco bell, come home and write. Instead, I ended up at a friend's apartment sequencing some drums for a song of his and drinking Heineken. A very productive evening in that sense, but I regret it insofar as I've neglected you, my loyal readers.
So. Since I can't watch hockey, I decided to finish up season 3 of Boston Legal tonight. The first scene in the episode I started with? William Shatner engraving his name on the Stanley Cup. How's that for rubbing it in my own face, right? And on top of that, ESPN.com's stats weren't working, so I had no way of really following what was happening. Boston Legal was great, though. This tempered the Penguins' awful loss a little, I have to admit. I have a weak spot in my heart for Denny Crane.
I remember earlier having something really, really important to write about but it's completely slipped my mind. It was going to be a fantastic entry about something that went beyond the usual self-absorbed ranting. Instead, you'll have to settle for me bitching about school and hockey in the usual stream-of-consciousness fashion.
Just booked my flight out to Phoenix for Thanksgiving break. That is going to be an awesome time having absolutely no responsibilities for five days. I fully intend to be drunk and playing Guitar Hero 3/Rock Band for at least three of them. I will break high scores. I will sleep on sofas. I will leave a trail of blood, sweat and tears through the Valley of the Sun. I will resolve to stop making poetic statements about spending four straight days drinking and playing video games. God, I'm a loser, aren't I?
Tomorrow's forecast includes hanging out in coffee houses and possibly some shopping. This concludes our broadcast day. You stay classy, internets.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
I Seriously Suck At Soldering
I was all set to watch me some hockey tonight, when lo and behold my cable network doesn't carry the Versus network on the basic package. A man's got to pay premium for digital cable if he wants to watch those Canadian sports, I suppose. I'm pretty furious right now, especially when the game I wanted to watch went to a damn shootout. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
On top of that, I totally botched our experiment with soldering today. I don't think I'm cut out to be any sort of technician. There's a Jewish joke in there somewhere, I'm sure. And they're going to be timing us on this stuff later in the month. I do believe I'm doomed to repeat the third grade. Er, the sixth month.
On a more positive note, I didn't play a single video game outside of class all day. I did watch a lot of tv, but that's a step in the right direction, isn't it? Can we call it Awesomer Time? No, I suppose not. That would just be crazy.
Also, I'm writing this while I have company over and we're watching Boston Legal season 3. I should probably stop ignoring the guest now. See ya later, guys. Keep me up to date on the NHL until I can work out a solution.
On top of that, I totally botched our experiment with soldering today. I don't think I'm cut out to be any sort of technician. There's a Jewish joke in there somewhere, I'm sure. And they're going to be timing us on this stuff later in the month. I do believe I'm doomed to repeat the third grade. Er, the sixth month.
On a more positive note, I didn't play a single video game outside of class all day. I did watch a lot of tv, but that's a step in the right direction, isn't it? Can we call it Awesomer Time? No, I suppose not. That would just be crazy.
Also, I'm writing this while I have company over and we're watching Boston Legal season 3. I should probably stop ignoring the guest now. See ya later, guys. Keep me up to date on the NHL until I can work out a solution.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
New Classes, Fewer Headaches
Finally, an entire month of classes that make me feel validated for coming here! Our second class is called Essential Skills for something something. It's basically about the parts of the industry that don't involve sitting behind a console - the people stuff. And the woman teaching it is the first good lecturer we've had since the first month. I didn't want to play a game once the entire time. That's the ultimate Phil seal of approval, pretty much on par with being awarded the medal of honor.
Some of the people in my class are real winners, I don't now if I've told anyone this yet. There's a particular guy who, despite everything we've been told this year, is planning on opening his own recording studio in a small town. That's like paying money for failure, coming right on top of student loans and all that other crap we have to pay for. And then there are the hip-hop kids... if I actually started selling e-mail addresses from makinbeatz.com, I'd be semi-wealth already. Things to do in the future...
I'm really looking forward to having guaranteed, regular 2-day weekends for the first time in months. That's more exciting than anything else down here. I was starting to get burnt out on 6 1/2 day weeks.
In other news, I absolutely suck at fantasy football and need a new hobby. At least the hockey season starts tomorrow. Oh yeah, that's going to kick some ass. Can't wait to watch the Penguins beat on the Lightning this year! At this point I should also announce that I'm officially jealous of everyone that can go to hockey games on a regular basis. I miss living in a city with a team, even if it was a sucky one.
Well, that about wraps it up for tonight. Gonna maybe try and tune the ol' twelve-string guitar and mess around with that for a while. Peace.
Some of the people in my class are real winners, I don't now if I've told anyone this yet. There's a particular guy who, despite everything we've been told this year, is planning on opening his own recording studio in a small town. That's like paying money for failure, coming right on top of student loans and all that other crap we have to pay for. And then there are the hip-hop kids... if I actually started selling e-mail addresses from makinbeatz.com, I'd be semi-wealth already. Things to do in the future...
I'm really looking forward to having guaranteed, regular 2-day weekends for the first time in months. That's more exciting than anything else down here. I was starting to get burnt out on 6 1/2 day weeks.
In other news, I absolutely suck at fantasy football and need a new hobby. At least the hockey season starts tomorrow. Oh yeah, that's going to kick some ass. Can't wait to watch the Penguins beat on the Lightning this year! At this point I should also announce that I'm officially jealous of everyone that can go to hockey games on a regular basis. I miss living in a city with a team, even if it was a sucky one.
Well, that about wraps it up for tonight. Gonna maybe try and tune the ol' twelve-string guitar and mess around with that for a while. Peace.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Solder Samurai
To quote Leonardo Leonardo, "that was a fun day." I wouldn't have seen that coming, either. First day of a new class, 8 hours in school, and I nearly enjoyed every minute of it. The class is called audiotronics, and it's basically a wiring and soldering class. Which is pretty fun, when you get to play with wiring in lab. I suck at soldering, but I managed to finish today's assignment, which was to put together a microphone cable from components. I barely even burned myself on the iron, which is something I'm rather proud of.
Making stuff aside, the class looks to be pretty interesting. At least insofar as it's an extension of a course I took in high school about this sort of stuff. I'm hoping that at some point they'll let us disassemble some high-tech gear. Compressors or something like that. Probably not, but a guy can dream.
I've been feeling really nostalgic lately towards the bands I used to jam with. Since I left Maryland, I haven't had a single meaningful musical encounter, and this is perhaps the most depressing facet of my post-college life. I had hoped that being in a recording school would afford me plenty of opportunities to meet other musicians, but I have yet to meet anyone that really had their act together. One of these days, I need to start hitting the local open mics. When I don't have class until 9 pm and homework due. That should happen in about 7 months.
In considering the list of places I could end up when I'm done here, I've come to the following conclusions: Austin, Seattle, New York or Boston. It's just dawning on me how awesome Seattle would be, excepting the fact that I don't really know anyone farther west than Arizona. But living close to Vancouver would be a huge plus, not to mention being in a cooler climate after these hot, hot, hot years in the south. If anyone has any other recommendations, I'd love to hear them. Convince me to move to a city where I already know people, that would be ideal.
Anyway, time to order a pizza and veg out for a bit. Next stop, awesome time.
Making stuff aside, the class looks to be pretty interesting. At least insofar as it's an extension of a course I took in high school about this sort of stuff. I'm hoping that at some point they'll let us disassemble some high-tech gear. Compressors or something like that. Probably not, but a guy can dream.
I've been feeling really nostalgic lately towards the bands I used to jam with. Since I left Maryland, I haven't had a single meaningful musical encounter, and this is perhaps the most depressing facet of my post-college life. I had hoped that being in a recording school would afford me plenty of opportunities to meet other musicians, but I have yet to meet anyone that really had their act together. One of these days, I need to start hitting the local open mics. When I don't have class until 9 pm and homework due. That should happen in about 7 months.
In considering the list of places I could end up when I'm done here, I've come to the following conclusions: Austin, Seattle, New York or Boston. It's just dawning on me how awesome Seattle would be, excepting the fact that I don't really know anyone farther west than Arizona. But living close to Vancouver would be a huge plus, not to mention being in a cooler climate after these hot, hot, hot years in the south. If anyone has any other recommendations, I'd love to hear them. Convince me to move to a city where I already know people, that would be ideal.
Anyway, time to order a pizza and veg out for a bit. Next stop, awesome time.
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